remember that one time my computer somehow printed out very erotic and extremely questionable fanfiction and i didn’t know until i was checking the printer and it was just sitting in the tray and god only knows how long it had been there and who had seen it 

effyeahstonefield:

list of people i can’t handle anymore:

• a
• n
• d
• r
• e
• w
• g
• a
• r
• f
• i
• e
• l
• d

(Source: vicerys, via littlegarfieldthings)

agentjamesbond:

sherlock holmes starring eggs benedict and morgan freeman

(via princeowl)

(Source: adriansketch, via thecarrot)

agentjamesbond:

lol @ ppl who think andrew garfield hasnt ever given a guy a blowjob

(Source: princeowl, via markofthespiderman)

suzuharatoji:

WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER

(via thetomlinsonnetwork)

omg okay sorry i was hardly on today i had to write an essay that i’m pretty sure is shit but i don’t care i am so far beyond caring 

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(Source: obriens, via wheres-thefucking-twinkies)

acaciajules:

donechesters:

Have u ever just sat back and actually thought about how much fucking gay porn you’ve read

#no #i use that time to read more gay porn

(via popsongnation)