btw my one real goal for myself is to live a better life than my grade school soccer coach he may have won the battle but he was a middle aged man with anger issues who coached a sports team for little girls so i still have faith that i wILL WIN THE WAR

being too lazy to move so you let your feet fall asleep then you want food but you aren’t too lazy to get that but then your feet are asleep so you collapse and then your feet have inadvertently punished you for being lazy and for trying to comfort eat

guys 

guys

guys 

the avengers

the avengers

But what if I just decided to pull a Jesse and throw out my entire wardrobe except for, like, four shirts and a suit for nice occasions? I bet he has no trouble picking out what to wear in the mornings.

Everyone’s lives would be so much easier if we were all a little bit more like Jesse Eisenberg.

For every heartbreaking scene I see in The Social Network, my mind creates an alternative happy one. 

One where Mark and Eduardo can actually be so deeply in love and stay happy together, and Dustin doesn’t have to be a child of divorce, and Chris can become president of the world (and have more than three lines), and Sean can just gtfo of everyone’s lives forever. 

Except knowing that it can’t happen makes it hurt worse.